Janet The Scammer 
First of all, I am a proponent of pre-nups. Absolutely. Leave with what you came with.  But Wissam Al Mana takes the cake.  Bruh, the fuck is you doin’?!  What the hell kind of pre-nup guarantees the wife 500 million?  Of course she’s going to leave yo dumbass! What woman is going to stay married to a man when she knows she’s guaranteed a half billy payday?  Your legal advisors should be stoned bruh. Ain’t no pussy that good on earf bruh. On earf.  Let’s backup, first of all(again), Janet ain’t all that. She definitely ain’t 500 million over 5 years all that.  Second of all, she old bruh. She 50. Pussy ages in dog years homie. So I’m not sayin’ the pussy is trash, but it probably ain’t 500 million dollar wet. I’m just sayin’.  

Moral of the story – Gots ta be mo careful.